Lump Be Gone!

Lump Be Gone? That kinda sounds like a BEP song - which by the way - since Shondy has introduced me to MUSIC, I love me some BEP's. Now, where was I again? Oh yes, LUMP BE GONE!

Thursday, Shonda's Beau - Jeff - had an outpatient procedure to remove a lump from his elbow. It was a nasty looking bugger and you know I had to give it my Lump Be Gone Stink Eye Move just to let it know who is boss.

Oh the fun I was in for today! Have I mentioned how awesome pre-op rooms are? All kinds of trouble to get into.

This was some foamy stuff that squirted out the bottom. It really smelled bead, but Shonda LOVED it. She said her "germaphobe" self adored anti-bacterial foam, gel, soap and even lotion. A bit much perhaps?

And this really cool TV reminded you if you were alive or dead. It made all kinds of noises. At this point, I got a little worried that Jeff might be a gonner because it was really quiet, but Shonda explained that it wasn't hooked up to him. Whew!

There was about a 2 hour delay, so we (Shonda and I because Jeff obviously couldn't eat) decided to go get a quick lunch. She brought me to this really neat place called Schlotzsky's that she said originated right in Austin, Texas! Had a bit of Momma B homesickness.

It was a seriously good Sammie. And those Cracked Pepper chips. YUMO!

So after lunch, we headed back to the hospital and waited. And waited. And waited. They weren't kidding when they called it a "waiting" room. Anyway, a couple of hours later, the Dr came out and said all went fine. THE LUMP WAS GONE and all was good! I guess that stink eye move really did work. I should have been a gangster!

Happy Trails -
Jitters